Greetings, Programs!

I’m (quite literally) the MCP of CPU - not to be confused with the MCU. How many more acronyms can I squeeze into a digest before your stomach erupts?

What do you want to watch today? I mean, apart from this text scrolling across your screen. It’s not moving actively (because they banned the MARQUEE tag). Maybe you’ll find something that moves you here, though:

• SPONSOR: AKiTiO

• DEAL: Knit Touchscreen Gloves

• GADGET: USB-C Magnetic Breakaway Charging Cable

• FUN: The Ultimate Power in the Universe

As mentioned in recent TLDR live broadcasts, I’ve been knee-deep in work with the startup - but I still think of you every hour.

• TLDR: This is My Call for Help

• TLDR: Best Android Tablet?

• TLDR: Jedi Spilled Coffee on my Pixel 3 XL!

• TLDR: Diana is Finally Leaving the iPhone

• TLDR: Foldable Phones are Stupid

Yours Digitally,

Chris Pirillo