[CPU] Thoughts on Apple's Announcements
...very well-thought-out thoughts, you might say (I did say).
On My Mind
Already lost the instructions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chris Pirillo @ChrisPirillo
diana keeps insisting that she doesn't need me to be a food tester but i don't know all these chocolates could have deadly poison does she really want to take that risk allow me to eat most of them first you can thank me later
got a web browser telling me this page doesnt exist but clearly it does because i am looking right at it man stop gaslighting me
proud of myself for having loaded the dishwasher and then diana comes in and gets mad because i loaded clean dishes but tbh she should have been more specific with me up front
i dont want to wear a health tracker on my wrist like i need to be reminded just how close i am to death stop trying to get between me and my potato chips yo
everybody out there bragging about how they completed an amazing workout and you just finished your second bag of flamin hot cheetos in five minutes worlds record champion
"I hear you hate corn. Have you thought about switching to corn and peas, since you also have stated very clearly you hate peas, too?"
Ahmed Nabil @NabilOfficial
cant wait for apple to release a 120hz iphone so that people can finally admit they see a difference that matters
On My Radar
i feel they should just give up and call this the baby yoda show
The Mandalorian @themandalorian
"...Well THEN Roz, I told the gentleman 'If you won't wear a mask to protect yourself, then consider your fellow shoppers', but then the cashier asked me to finish paying for my groceries, and anyway, to make a long story short--"
"You mean that was an option this whole time?"