[CPU] Does Anybody Pay Attention to Longer Content Anymore?

...yeah, I bet you scroll past everything that requires more than 30 seconds.

Greetings, Programs!

I’m waxing retro again, so buckle up. Assuming the algorithm screwed you out of seeing anything I’ve been doing, here you go - my views in fewer than two (minutes):

And if you can’t stand short videos, then you’re even more screwed - because that’s pretty much all the time anybody has time for these days. Don’t believe me? Here’s the frosted side of my life (which is also shared on Instagram if you’re allergic to TikTok):

@chrispirillo#transformers #freeproduct #riseofthebeasts #autobot #decepticon #mtmte #robotsindisguise #rid #hasbro #toys #toy #collection #collector #collectables #collectibles #toytok #toysoftiktok

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@chrispirillo#starwars #starwarsfan #toys #toy #collection #collector #collectables #collectibles #starwarstiktok #starwarsfyp #toytok #toysoftiktok #disney #disneyland #disneyworld #disneyparks #merch #popcorn #grogu

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@chrispirillo#starwars #starwarsfan #toys #toy #collection #collector #collectables #collectibles #starwarstiktok #starwarsfyp #toytok #toysoftiktok #3dprinting #memorial #memorialday #skywalker

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@chrispirillo#starwars #starwarsfan #toys #toy #collection #collector #collectables #collectibles #starwarstiktok #starwarsfyp #toytok #toysoftiktok #hotwheels #cars #car #grogu #babyyoda #themandalorian

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I’ve lost you - haven’t I? Sorry. I’d embed the awesome tweets from this past week but that functionality has been nerfed because the new Twitter owner is an inept ass. Yes, I’m still actively sharing on Mastodon (but those posts don’t embed as nicely for the visuals). Sorry that you hate clicking links - but it’s the best I can do.

Yours Digitally,

Chris “I Watch Saturday Morning Cartoons in the Afternoon” Pirillo